Comedy just got real.
I just recently came upon a blog called “1000 Awesome Things“. I thought it might be fun to read but I was wrong. It was full of the most banal shit I can think of. Sorry to knock the writer but I’m not filled with awe when there’s enough toilet paper left on the roll for me to wipe my butt. Maybe I’m just a contrarian, but I immediately went to register the name “1000 Awful Things” only to find that it had already been taken.
So there’s another smart ass out there who got there ahead of me. Well done, I thought. I then began reading the 1000 Awful Things blog, hoping for a sweet dose of sarcasm to wash away the gross “awesomeness” I’d just read. What the shit! The 1000 Awful Things were even more banal than the “awesome” things. “#979 – Waking Up Without Coffee” Seriously?
A tip to the writer of 1000 Awful Things – if your mom has a bumper sticker about it, it’s not that insightful. If a fat chick at the mall is wearing a “Don’t Talk to Me: I Haven’t Had My COFFEE” t-shirt with crazy lettering, do we need to see that same sentiment on your blog?
So, to get down to brass tacks; here we are. I made this blog to share the things that I think really suck. Having to wake up without coffee is an inconvenience. Getting a religious tract instead of a tip? That’s Worse. Than. Hitler.
